1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:03,128 ♪ There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation ♪ 2 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:05,714 ♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪ 3 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:08,800 ♪ So the annual problem For our generation ♪ 4 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:11,929 ♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪ 5 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,180 ♪ Like maybe ♪ 6 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:15,724 ♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪ 7 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,809 ♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪ 8 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,687 ♪ Discovering something That doesn't exist ♪ 9 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:21,647 Hey! 10 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,106 ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪ 11 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,108 ♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪ 12 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:28,028 ♪ Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ 13 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:29,029 It's over here! 14 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,572 ♪ Finding a dodo bird ♪ 15 00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:31,657 ♪ Painting a continent ♪ 16 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,700 ♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪ 17 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:34,701 Phineas! 18 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:37,037 ♪ As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪ 19 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,747 ♪ Before school starts this fall ♪ 20 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:39,790 Come on, Perry! 21 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:44,962 ♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪ 22 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:50,092 ♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪ 23 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:54,012 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 24 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,643 Jeremy is so cute, 25 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,187 especially when he's in his Mr. Slushy Dog uniform. 26 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:05,858 Candace, my jazz trio has a gig at the Squat and Stitch today. 27 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:08,694 Why don't you, Phineas, and Ferb hang out at the mall together? 28 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:09,778 The mall? 29 00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:12,781 [gasps] I can visit Jeremy at Mr. Slushy Dog. 30 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:15,158 [Mom] Testing. Welcome, everyone. 31 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:17,870 Uh, we'll be playing some free-form jazz today. 32 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:21,290 It might get a little crazy, so hold on to those knitting needles. 33 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:22,583 Hit it, girls! 34 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,293 [playing mellow jazz] 35 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:27,004 All right, squirts, here's your cut. I'll see you back here in 2 hours. 36 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,882 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to Mr. Slushy Dog. 37 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:31,967 Hey, where's Perry? 38 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:34,011 [spy music playing] 39 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,979 [squeaking] 40 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,315 Sorry about that, Agent P. 41 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,775 Our slide-waxing guy has jury duty this weekend. 42 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:52,154 Anyhow, Doofenshmirtz has purchased some suspicious items: 43 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,865 4 helicopter blades, 2 dozen party balloons, 44 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,242 and light bulbs, 6000 of them. 45 00:01:57,576 --> 00:02:00,746 He's hiding out at the old abandoned cake factory on the edge of T-- 46 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:04,917 Carl, the light bulb and the 6000. Still on-screen. 47 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:06,793 Ah, thanks, Carl. 48 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:09,671 Locate Doofenshmirtz and figure out what he's up to. 49 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,131 Don't fail us, Agent P. 50 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:12,090 [squeak] 51 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,136 [Candace giggles] 52 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:17,221 Oh, hey, Candace. 53 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,598 Heh. My cell phone appears to be ringing. 54 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:22,893 Whoops! My camera went off! [giggling] 55 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:23,977 [clock ticking] 56 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,857 Well, that was an interesting experiment. 57 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,193 Excuse me, but why are you not studying? 58 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:32,319 It's summer vacation. 59 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,906 You know, no school, when teachers aren't around 60 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,866 and all you have to worry about are bullies. 61 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:40,744 [heavy metal playing] 62 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:43,830 Hey, Buford. That seat's kinda taken. 63 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:47,000 This table's taken. Sit somewhere else. 64 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,085 What about Baljeet? 65 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,879 Please go. You will just make him angry. 66 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,048 [splat] 67 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:54,758 [groans] 68 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:57,553 [laughter] 69 00:02:57,761 --> 00:03:00,097 [growls] This is gonna hurt. 70 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,099 Hey! Put him down! 71 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,892 [Baljeet] Do as she says! 72 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:06,812 Violence can only lead to more violence. 73 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,981 -Sounds good to me. -Hold it! 74 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:12,192 World heavyweight boxing champion Evander Holyfield? 75 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:14,611 Aren't you a little old to be a professional boxer? 76 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,154 Yes. Yes, I am. 77 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:17,614 Cool. 78 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,534 If you have to fight, do it the time-honored way, 79 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,077 out behind the mall at three o'clock. 80 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,037 Uh, Ferb, how's our three o'clock? 81 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,164 We'll be there. 82 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,708 Don't be late. 83 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,918 My mom's picking me up at 4:00. 84 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:32,004 It looks like we found something to do today. 85 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:35,132 What you have found is a one-way magic carpet ride 86 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,550 to your own destruction. 87 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,845 He's right. Remember what happened to the last kid Buford fought? 88 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:42,222 [gurgling] You win this round, Buford. 89 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:44,099 I don't want that to happen to you. 90 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:46,101 It won't, 'cause I'm gonna train him. 91 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:50,564 ♪ Your opponent is as big as an ape ♪ 92 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:54,151 ♪ So if you want to avoid being mangled ♪ 93 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,738 ♪ Just like him You've got to get into shape ♪ 94 00:03:57,821 --> 00:04:01,617 ♪ And by shape I don't mean a triangle ♪ 95 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,995 ♪ He's big, he's dumb He's got the IQ of gum ♪ 96 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:08,874 ♪ He's got the brain About the size of a sourdough crumb ♪ 97 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:12,252 ♪ But he'll beat on your head Like a big bass drum ♪ 98 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:15,881 ♪ His behavior is truly unruly ♪ 99 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:16,965 ♪ He's a bully! ♪ 100 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,717 ♪ He's a bully ♪ 101 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,761 ♪ Yeah, he's a bully! ♪ 102 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,095 ♪ He's a bully ♪ 103 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,555 ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪ 104 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:28,143 ♪ Yeah, yeah-yeah! ♪ 105 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:29,645 Here you go. 106 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,772 Brawl at the mall, three o'clock. 107 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,065 Brawl at the mall. 108 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:35,067 "The Brawl at the Mall"? 109 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:38,570 What do you two think you're doing? 110 00:04:38,654 --> 00:04:41,990 You can't just go building a boxing ring out here in the mall parking lot. 111 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:43,742 I am telling Mom right now! 112 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:46,078 [snaps picture] 113 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,830 [playing mellow jazz] 114 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:51,166 [whispering] Mom, Phineas and Ferb are at it again. 115 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,626 Not now, Candace. 116 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,127 Oh! My solo. Heh. 117 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:56,046 Oh, I need proof. 118 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,256 The flyer! 119 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,680 [Doofenshmirtz laughing] 120 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:07,766 Perry the Platypus, I've trapped you in a giant bowl 121 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:10,602 filled to the brim with Doonkleberry cake mix. 122 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:13,856 You see, today is my birthday. 123 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:17,860 Struggle all you want, Perry the Platypus, 124 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:21,280 but in 30 to 40 minutes, the yeast will rise, 125 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:23,699 and you'll be buried alive! 126 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:25,117 Here, have some. 127 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:29,121 Unfortunately my birthday has always been the lousiest day of the year. 128 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:32,583 It all began on the day of my actual birth. 129 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,127 Both of my parents failed to show up. 130 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:38,922 By the age of five, I was forced to throw my own surprise party 131 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,632 at Gunther Goat Cheese's, 132 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:43,594 the goat-cheesiest place in all of Drusselstein. 133 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,846 Many of my closest friends were there. 134 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,640 -[animatronics singing] -Count Wolfgang, Betty the She-Boar, 135 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:51,894 Ratputin, and the licekins, Olga and Chicago Joe. 136 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,021 ♪ Welcome to the room and say... ♪ 137 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:55,939 Hello, boys and-- 138 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,609 Oh. Hmm. Awkward. 139 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:01,278 Uh, hey, kid, lock up when you're done, OK? 140 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:05,532 [Doofenshmirtz] But one should never walk the paths of Drusselstein 141 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:07,659 with uncovered Doonkleberry cake, 142 00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:10,329 lest the Doonkleberry bats swarm. 143 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:11,997 [young Doofenshmirtz screaming] 144 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:12,998 [scream echoes] 145 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:16,877 But this year, I won't be celebrating my birthday alone. 146 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:20,964 Behold! The Slave-Inator. 147 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:24,551 You see, the crowd will do whatever the Slave-Inator tells them to do. 148 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:25,886 -Ha ha! -[air horn] 149 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,349 I even have a cleanup party button, 150 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:33,727 because the worst part about a party is the cleanup. Am I right? 151 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:36,188 Farewell, Perry the Platypus, 152 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:39,274 and happy birthday to me! 153 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:47,157 [whale song] 154 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,243 [wails] 155 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,331 [whistling] 156 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,042 [bats squeaking] 157 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:02,130 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! 158 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:05,634 He's from a broken home, his hobby's breaking bones. 159 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:08,345 Buford, the Bully! 160 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,097 And in this corner, 161 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,057 he's got moves, he's got grace, 162 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,560 his nose takes up his entire face. 163 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:18,105 Fabulous Phineas Flynn! 164 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,107 OK, boys, let's have a fair and square fight, 165 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:21,942 and "in no way should this ensuing fight 166 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:23,861 contain the image of a potentially harmful, 167 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,029 hurtful, or psychologically disturbing physical act 168 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,615 that could be found imitable by an impressionable child viewer." 169 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:29,575 [groans] 170 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:30,742 Boys and girls, 171 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:34,329 let's get ready to Thumb Wrestle! 172 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:35,998 Sorry. We're all out of flyers. 173 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:36,957 -Poster? -No. 174 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:37,875 -Action figure? -Sold out. 175 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:38,792 -Commemorative coin? -All gone. 176 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:40,294 -Eight-by-ten glossy photo? -Those went like hot cakes. 177 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:43,213 Photo. Yes! Photographic evidence. 178 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,924 [circus music playing] 179 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:54,766 [air horn] 180 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:57,102 [squeaking] 181 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,648 Perry the Platypus! 182 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,943 Well, if you're going to crash my party, you're going to need a party hat. 183 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:07,654 A party hat of doom! 184 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:11,825 [gasps] 185 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:17,956 [ding] 186 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:22,127 [crowd] One, two, three, four! I declare a thumb war! 187 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:23,670 [announcer] The fighters spring to life. 188 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:25,172 They're squaring up to each other. 189 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,549 Yeow! Flynn hits the mat! 190 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:28,800 Buford's got him where he wants him. 191 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,761 And look! And... oh! 192 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,012 Into the turnbuckle! 193 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,598 Clothesline! That can't feel good! 194 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,642 Hold on to your seats, folks! 195 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,644 This one's gonna be brutal! 196 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,281 Still hanging around, Perry the Platypus? 197 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:53,033 [air horn] 198 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,952 [all] Oh! 199 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,871 Why don't you let go? Doesn't it hurt your fingers? 200 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,666 I don't think this is going so well. 201 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,251 Nonsense, kid. Go for the gold. 202 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,002 Fight fire with fire. Aw, shoot. 203 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,338 Shoot him the stink-eye. Uh, grease the pig. 204 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:07,714 Aw, I got nothing. 205 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:09,049 [ding] 206 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,552 [announcer] A right hook. A darting left jab. 207 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:12,928 [announcer in slow motion] No! 208 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,263 Photo, photo, photo, photo. 209 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,014 Buford is climbing the turnbuckles. 210 00:09:16,098 --> 00:09:17,224 He's on the top rope. 211 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,017 [man singing opera] 212 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:22,688 Oh! The dreaded Boston belt sander! 213 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:24,731 [evil laugh] 214 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:26,066 [Candace] Mom! 215 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,944 Finally indisputable photographic evidence 216 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,821 of dangerous and irresponsible behavior. 217 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,824 Candace, this is your thumb in front of the lens. 218 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:35,993 [yells] 219 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,995 Oh, you are coming with me. 220 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:43,000 And now, Perry the Platypus, I will smudge your face with ice cream. 221 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,711 Ha ha! Wait. Wh-what are you doing? 222 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:47,171 What is that? 223 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,755 [grunts] 224 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,092 No! Wait! 225 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:55,929 It's the-- Oh! Oh! The humanity! 226 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:57,639 Flynn falls hard. 227 00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:59,600 The crowd's on its feet. 228 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:00,726 It's over. 229 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:01,977 [man singing opera] 230 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,979 [announcer] It's all over. 231 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,773 ♪ Our hero's on the ropes ♪ 232 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:09,651 ♪ And now it's looking like the end ♪ 233 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:11,111 [opera stops] 234 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:14,656 [laughs] Ice cream fell on you! 235 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:15,782 [laughing] 236 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:18,118 Now we're both humiliated in public. 237 00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:20,204 What do you say? Even Steven? 238 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,206 Sure, Buford. Even Steven. 239 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:23,999 Wait. How did you do that? 240 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,586 Hey, where did that whale come from? 241 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,630 Oh, this is the worst party ever. 242 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:32,716 Oh! My birthday cake! 243 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,595 Goodbye, Perry the Platypus. 244 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,597 At least I still have my cake. 245 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:40,807 [squeaking] 246 00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:43,810 Curse you, Perry the Platypus! 247 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,104 [air horn] 248 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:48,857 Hey, I have a strange urge to clean up this mess. 249 00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:50,108 -Me, too. -Let's do it. 250 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:52,027 I'll take care of the whale. 251 00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:55,697 Thank you, Mr. Holyfield. 252 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,616 Yeah. Wouldn't have been real without you. 253 00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,327 Happy to help you boys find a slightly less violent way 254 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,579 -to settle your differences. -[chattering] 255 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:03,789 There you are, Perry. 256 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:06,625 See? 257 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,293 -Hi, mom. -Hi, boys. 258 00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:12,089 If you'll excuse me, Candace, I'm gonna get back for the second set. 259 00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,007 [squeals] 260 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:17,594 Hey, Dinner-bell, that was the best battle ever. 261 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:18,720 Same thing tomorrow? 262 00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:20,848 Nah. I like to keep moving forward. 263 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,059 Sharks have to continue to move forward, or they'll drown. 264 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,144 You calling me a shark? 265 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:28,689 [grunts] 266 00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:30,649 Ferb! 267 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,693 Well, he was all up in my face. 268 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,736 Oh, what happened? 269 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,995 -To think, to dream. -[roars echoing] 270 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,079 [roars] 271 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,540 "Whether 'tis nobler to love, 272 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:47,749 I know not." 273 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:50,669 [sighs] The Princess Sensibilities. 274 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,921 -My favorite play. -[roar] 275 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,131 What is going on out there? 276 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,970 Could you keep it down out here? You guys ruin everything! 277 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,599 I am trying to practice the art of acting, 278 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,642 and I will not be disturbed by your little movies. 279 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:06,894 Not so little anymore. 280 00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:10,189 Last week, our website got 176 million hits. 281 00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:13,233 Oh. Sorry I'm late. They're filming down the street. 282 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:14,776 Filming? What? What are they filming? 283 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,863 A movie version of the play The Princess Sensibilities. 284 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,199 [gasps] I would be perfect for that part. 285 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,659 I've been practicing it for my drama club all summer. 286 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,244 I'm gonna get discovered! 287 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,788 That's serendipitous. 288 00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:28,582 Hey, where's Perry? 289 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:29,958 There you are, Agent P. 290 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:32,669 There's something very strange going on with Dr. Doofenshmirtz. 291 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,839 He's been very quiet lately, a little too quiet. 292 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,925 I want you to find out what's not going on 293 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:41,178 and, uh... put a stop... to it. 294 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:42,679 I suppose. 295 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:43,931 Good luck, Agent P. 296 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,057 ♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪ 297 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,642 ♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪ 298 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:47,935 ♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪ 299 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,561 ♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪ 300 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:50,812 ♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪ 301 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,314 ♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪ 302 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:55,067 ♪ Agent P! ♪ 303 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,027 [gasps] There it is! 304 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,198 Um, excuse me. Heh. Mr. Producer, sir? 305 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,951 I can't talk to you right now. My lead actress just quit. 306 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,745 Well, sir, this is your lucky day. [clears throat] 307 00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:09,039 To think, to dream. 308 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,584 Whether 'tis nobler to love, I know not. 309 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:15,921 Huh. That's not bad. 310 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,339 And you know your lines. 311 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,007 Um, I don't know. 312 00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:20,676 -I'll do it for free. -You're hired. 313 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:21,885 -Really? -You bet. 314 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:22,886 With the money I save, 315 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:26,306 I'll be able to hire the hottest new directors in town. Hello? 316 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,768 Wow. I could get used to this. 317 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,937 Miss Candace, here's your contract and your bagel. 318 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,647 This is Antoine, your dialogue coach, 319 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:34,940 Nikki, your swimming stand-in, 320 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,984 and your personal trainers Olga and Chicago Joe. 321 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,820 -[Olga] Charmed, I'm sure. -[Chicago Joe] Drop and give me 20! 322 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:43,615 Candace, baby, let me introduce you to the directors of this film. 323 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:46,994 Hi, Candace. 324 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,704 [Candace] Phineas and Ferb? 325 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:49,913 What are you doing here? 326 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,164 We're directing the movie. 327 00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:52,791 Our new agent arranged the whole thing. 328 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,960 Look, my client gets 3% of the gross 329 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,087 and a piece of the back end, or he walks. 330 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:58,297 Yeah, that's right. 331 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,591 You mess with the bull, you get the horns, buddy. 332 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,050 -[phone rings] -Hello? 333 00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:04,803 Sid, baby, you got that third act in line yet? 334 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:07,931 Wait, wait! Don't you think they're a little young 335 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,850 to be big-budget movie directors? 336 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:13,937 With 176 million hits, they could be in diapers for all I care. 337 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,148 [classical music playing] 338 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,526 [record scratch] 339 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:23,197 Phineas, I don't remember any monsters in The Princess Sensibilities. 340 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,199 We just finished the rewrites this morning. 341 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:27,618 [Candace] "The Curse of the Princess Monster"? 342 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,036 That is not what I signed up for. 343 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,788 Besides, I can't wear this. No one will see my face. 344 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,333 Yes, but in the end, the curse is lifted, 345 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:38,128 and in your big dramatic scene, you will look stunning. 346 00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:41,715 This film could make you a star. 347 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,133 Really? 348 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:46,553 A-a star? 349 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,772 [man] Hey, ugly monster! You're needed on the set! 350 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,732 I'm coming! 351 00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:00,067 Oh! 352 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:02,819 Oh! 353 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:05,614 Oh! 354 00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:11,578 ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪ 355 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,708 Perry the Platypus? Why do you keep breaking down my doors? 356 00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:19,044 Why don't you knock first? It's not even locked. 357 00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:22,339 This time, you'll pay. 358 00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:24,591 That's right, fork it over. 359 00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:25,592 What, are you kidding me? 360 00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:27,761 This is not just drywall, you know! It's solid oak! 361 00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:29,096 That's more like it! 362 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,264 You can't just go busting 363 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,307 into people's houses for no reason, you know. 364 00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:34,726 Besides, I've given up evil 365 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:37,604 to pursue the art of cheese making. 366 00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:39,314 Do you like stinky Limburger? 367 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,692 It's a Doofenshmirtz family recipe. 368 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,819 -[cackling] -[mooing] 369 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,195 It's not ready yet. 370 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:48,198 It still has to age for fifty-eight and a half years. 371 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,241 [clock ticking] 372 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,159 But who's got that kind of time? 373 00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:53,120 Which is why I created 374 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:56,123 the Age Accelerator... 375 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:57,916 Inator. 376 00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:03,130 OK, Candace, this is a very important scene. 377 00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:06,258 It is nothing less than the emotional backbone of the whole film. 378 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:09,011 Oh, and the villagers are coming at you with everything they've got. 379 00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:11,805 -Uh, what do you mean the villa-- -Action! 380 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:14,600 [Phineas] The Air Force! 381 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,226 [Candace grunting] 382 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,644 Hey! 383 00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:20,063 [Phineas] The space armada from the planet plumbing supplies! 384 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,857 Oh! [groans] 385 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:22,900 Beautiful! 386 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,026 That's a print. 387 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:27,070 -[whispers] -Oh. That's a little embarrassing. 388 00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:29,156 OK, people. Nice rehearsal. 389 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:30,282 Let's take it from the top. 390 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:35,537 Wow. Is this banana hat for some cool tropical dance number? 391 00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:37,539 We're trying to come up with some exciting camera angles 392 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:38,665 for the big chase scene, 393 00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:40,626 so we strapped a camera onto this starving monkey. 394 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,169 [monkey screaming] 395 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:43,712 [Candace screams] 396 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:49,051 Heh heh. Sorry that monkey cam didn't work out. 397 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,886 We're gonna try it with Ferb this time. 398 00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:52,888 Now take this sandwich, and remember, 399 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,973 -Ferb hasn't eaten lunch yet. -[monkey screaming] 400 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,183 [Phineas] Hold on tight. 401 00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,187 OK, in this scene, 402 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:01,980 the monster, that's you, 403 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:05,943 gets attacked by 800 cubic feet of rats, spiders, and snakes. 404 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,694 There is no way I am doing that! 405 00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:09,905 Relax. They're made out of rubber. 406 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,198 [sighs] 407 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,824 Well, the snakes are, anyway. 408 00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:16,078 [Candace screams] Get it off me! Get it off me! 409 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:19,665 OK, Candace, this is your beauty shot. 410 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,208 The curse has been lifted, 411 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,961 and you're no longer a monster. 412 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,963 Now, this scene is all about 413 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:29,091 what the heart wants but the mind can't have. 414 00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:30,259 Take one. 415 00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,261 To dream, 416 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:35,138 to be free of the curse. 417 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:36,557 Beautiful. 418 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:37,975 Keep going. 419 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,893 Cue the magical girly dust. 420 00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:42,980 Whether 'tis nobler to be loved-- 421 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,648 [sneezes] 422 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,109 Cue wind machine! 423 00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:53,824 To be cursed by love! 424 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:56,743 Phineas, make it stop! 425 00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:59,580 Cut the wind machine! 426 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:00,956 Oh! 427 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,666 OK... 428 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,084 Drop the flower petals. 429 00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:06,211 Whether 'tis noble-- 430 00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:08,255 [Phineas] Whoops. Wrong prop. 431 00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:11,091 -What the heck. Let's keep it! -[Candace] Ow! 432 00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:13,093 OK, people, that's a wrap. 433 00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:16,346 Here's your big, dramatic scene, Candace. 434 00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:18,640 [panting] 435 00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,601 To think, to dream... 436 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:21,935 -[Phineas] Cut! -Huh? 437 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,562 Oh, I'm sorry. 438 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:24,730 [Phineas] Do it again. 439 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,064 [sighs] To think, 440 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,692 to, to stink, to, to-- 441 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,694 -[Phineas] Cut! -This is horrible. 442 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,654 I can't let anybody see this. 443 00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:34,865 That's what's called a rough cut. 444 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,283 Ferb's gonna fix it in editing, 445 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,035 tighten up the dialogue, 446 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:41,788 do a little voice modulation, play with the filters, 447 00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:42,831 and now take a look. 448 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:46,126 [classical music playing] 449 00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:48,962 To think, to dream, 450 00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:51,048 to be free of the curse. 451 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,050 I... I... 452 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:55,594 I look beautiful! 453 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,013 That's what they call "movie magic." 454 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,308 You two are the best brothers a great actress could ever have! 455 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:04,019 [producer] We've packed the theater with teenagers. 456 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,020 They're our target audience. 457 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,730 If they like it, we're in business. 458 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,065 If they don't... [hisses] 459 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,150 [classical music playing] 460 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,029 [dramatic music breaks in] 461 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:17,616 [announcer] The Curse of the Princess Monster. 462 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,034 [cheering] 463 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:22,079 Looks like we've got a hit movie. 464 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:27,000 Now, Perry the Platypus, watch carefully, 465 00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:31,213 as I demonstrate the Age Accelerator... Inator. 466 00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:35,801 [Doofenshmirtz] Hooray! It works! 467 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:39,221 And now to make some perfectly aged cheese. 468 00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:42,683 Ah! Perfect! 469 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,310 You can actually see the pungent aroma. 470 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:48,063 Here you go, Perry the Platypus. But I'm warning you, 471 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:51,233 once you start, you won't be able to stop. 472 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,860 I'll go get some crackers. 473 00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:56,113 We're in luck. I still have some leftover of Melba toa-- Wow! 474 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,574 Oh, no! The cheese! 475 00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:00,242 What happened to the stinky cheese? 476 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:03,036 Perry the Platypus, you ate all the cheese? 477 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,289 No! 478 00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:08,625 I created this for peaceful, cheese-loving purposes, 479 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:11,837 but now you've forced me to wield it in anger. 480 00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:14,715 Perry the-- Perry the Platypus, hold still! 481 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,800 Hold still so I can blast you! 482 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,761 Wow! Those kids love it! 483 00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:22,848 Yay! Superstardom, here I come. 484 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,350 [crowd muttering in disgust] 485 00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,644 Huh? What's going on in there? 486 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,231 [complaining] 487 00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:33,734 -[man] It's too loud! -[woman] Where are my teeth? 488 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,111 A waste of my time. 489 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,655 Sorry, kids. They hated it. Movie's dead. 490 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:40,032 Well, at least we had fun. 491 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,950 Fun? What about me? 492 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,119 -I was gonna be a star. -Don't worry, Candace. 493 00:20:44,203 --> 00:20:45,954 We've saved a copy of your best scenes. 494 00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:47,915 We're gonna put it on our website right away. 495 00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:49,333 [evil laugh] 496 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,918 I have you cornered. 497 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:54,254 This time, I will hit you with everything I've got. 498 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:59,259 Say goodbye, Perry the Platypus! 499 00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:00,719 [explosions] 500 00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:03,680 Wait, wait, wait, that's not right. 501 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,975 [laughs] Perry the Platypus, 502 00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:09,645 just-just look at yourself. 503 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,813 You really let yourself go. 504 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,565 ♪ Perry! ♪ 505 00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:14,316 [gasps] 506 00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:19,613 Ah, so, you had an Age Accelerator-Inator proof suit. 507 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,908 He, he. Well, I have a little surprise of my own. 508 00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:26,078 [panting] 509 00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:29,623 Well, it's already 4:30. I think I'm going to bed. 510 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,708 Curse you, Perry the Platypus. 511 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,544 [beep] 512 00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,216 Oh, boy, this is gonna be great! 513 00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:43,762 [slow motion] You guys ruin everything. 514 00:21:43,846 --> 00:21:44,847 [stretching] 515 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,182 [pieces clatter] 516 00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:51,061 Whoa, check it out! 517 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,312 Five million hits already? 518 00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:53,981 I bet everyone we know saw it. 519 00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:55,649 Enjoy it while it lasts, Candace. 520 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:56,775 Fame is fleeting. 521 00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:58,026 But the Internet is forever. 522 00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:59,236 [sighs] 523 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:00,779 Good night, Candace. 524 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,827 Hey, nice monster on the Internet. 525 00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:11,665 Oh! "You guys ruin everything." [laughs] 526 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,209 Hey, Mom, that's the monster on my computer. 527 00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:18,881 I got it! The Swamp Monster of Danville! 528 00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:21,925 You rock! 529 00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:23,552 -She rocks. -Yeah.